George pointed me to a new children's book: Go the Fuck To Sleep. I also found a reading of it by one of my favorite orators: Samuel L. Jackson. The video shows the pages of the book as he reads (here's one of his speeches in Pulp Fiction (FF to 2:20).
George also noted: "Motherless Brooklyn, whose author is quoted at the top of the cover, is the book I've mentioned before about the detective with Tourette's."
If Animals Could Speak
And you really should watch the best talking dog video of all time: Ultimate Dog Tease