Here's the Dilbert strip we talked about: http://dilbert.com/strips/
And here's another one I found that I call Life at Amex (top line anyway): http://dilbert.com/strips/
Here's an article on the artificial cloud (with animated video) (I want a personal-size version of this, to follow me around in the summertime): http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/
And how much energy *does* it take to fire a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt?: http://boards.straightdope.
Remember, today is April Fools day. Keep your guard up!