Lunch With George! : March 27, 2003 - Rockfish
 
 
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March 27, 2003 - Rockfish

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Virtual Press Conference

I've been visiting the site
BBSpot.com quite a bit lately. It's a mostly satirical site, but also includes six or so daily links to stuff that is usually pretty interesting. This week, I followed a link to a press conference simulator featuring Donald Rumsfeld.

Here's your chance to be a member of the press corps and ask the question you've been wanting to get answered! I asked Rummy if the Iraqis have weapons of mass destruction, and here's what he said:

"They are using so-called asymmetrical techniques: terrorist attacks, weapons of mass destruction potentially, cyber-attacks potentially, cruise missiles to be sure, ballistic missiles to be sure. The reality is that there are countries on the face of the Earth that are actively engaged in developing biological weapons, and the ability to weaponize with respect of those very dangerous weapons. It's just not knowable. It's a dictatorship that we're working to develop and has some types of weapons of mass destruction.

We are looking for code words to describe a relationship that is in transition, I think, is a challenge. And if you don't know everything about what they're doing, you can't know with certain knowledge where they are. It is something that is of deep concern to all of us in the United States and across the globe. We have, what has it been, 55 57 years since nuclear weapons have been fired in anger and that is an impressive accomplishment on the part of humanity I would say.

I don't know that there is much that can be added to it, except to say that we as a country monitor as closely as is possible the steps that are being taken by various countries in this area and we certainly recognize that they constitute a very serious danger to those regions as well as the entire world. I mean, we know the obvious The risks that face the world because of weapons of mass destruction and their availability to terrorists and terrorist networks through terrorist states is a significant risk."

You can enable citations on the simulator, which refer you to the transcripts of actual public appearances from which the quotes are taken. If you get tired of Donald, you can also attend press conferences by Dick Cheney, Richard Perle, and Condoleezza Rice!

 

the Return of Bloom County

George is a subscriber to MyComicsPage.com, which delivers his favorite comics to him via e-mail every day. He was quite delighted to learn that they are presenting Bloom County, the classic comic strip by Berke Breathed.

George and I followed Bloom County religiously during the height of the Boeing 777 program while working at an Unnamed Aerospace Company. I posted the daily strip outside the wall of my cubicle for all to read, and I still have several hundred yellowed, crumpled strips stuffed in a box somewhere.

Subscribers receive Bloom County strips in a virtual torrent-- six daily strips one day followed by a Sunday strip the next. My Comics Page are also electronically publishing Outland, the even more irreverent cartoon strip which took over where Bloom County left off.

If you missed them the first time around, or you just really miss reading the strip, jump over to My Comics Page!

 

Treasure Hunt

Last weekend, I spent six hours in a car, tracing a zig-zag course around the northern valley. This sounds suspiciously like my weekdays, but this time it was different-- this time it was for fun! I was part of a six-man team on a Treasure Hunt! 32 teams in all competed, and we finished 16th (definitely respectable).

We had been attempting to prepare for months-- receiving a page of clues via e-mail or the web every week. At the start of the hunt, each carload (I should say "vanload") received an audio CD with the clue meant to help us find the first site in the hunt. We also received a large map, and a key to the map. On the map, over 30 sites were marked with an address and a code, and the key associated the codes (e.g., "A", "AA") with an image. We also received a bag of various items which might or might not be helpful in our quest.

Once we arrived at a site (indicated by a small orange wooden stake at the curb), one member of our team colleccted a tag to prove we had been there, and the rest of the team attempted to solve the puzzle presented at the site. Once we solved it, it produced our clue for the next site, and so on. The objective is to visit all of the sites in as short a time as possible.

The theme of this year's treasure hunt was Spies, real and imagined. The clue sheets we received in the weeks leading up to the hunt provided very little to work with-- each contained 10 clues that were either cryptic phrases, seemingly unrelated images, or even bizarre audio clips. Any clues that could be deciphered gave you a person or subject that you probably need to know more about.

Here are some examples of clues we received:

  • Lady with the limp
  • UNIVEX
  • Greeting Card Salesman
In case your curious, the first clue refers to Virginia Hall, an undercover spy for the allies during WWII. The second was shorthand for Universal Exports, the code word for the British Secret Service in the Bond films. And Maxwell Smart was a greeting card salesman by day.

The clues were frustrating but fun, but they were nothing compared to the sites themselves. The team that put the treasure hunt together (the winners from the previous year) really did a marevelous, creative job!

Here are a few examples:

  1. We arrived at this particular site to discover an unusual table. There were three strange devices, one at each end of the table, and one in between these two. All three were securely attached to the table. The one on the left had a switch which, when engaged, caused a red laser beam to shine directly toward the other two objects. The center object was a coffee can painted black, and the objevt on the right, well, it looked a little bit like an old slide viewer with a built-in screen.

    One of the clues had been "How Do You Bend Light?", so we used two mirrors to re-direct the laser beam (yes, it was a real laser!) around the coffee can. When the beam struck the receptor on the object on the right, it sprang to life, providing both video and audio.

    The screen showed a B-52 in flight with one of NASA's lifting bodies from the 60's under it's wing. The lifting body launched, and then during it's own flight, the pilot radioed, "I can't hold it-- she's breaking up, she's breaking up!" It was the opening scene from The Six Million Dollar Man, starring Lee Majors. We ran for the van, because we all remembered a photo of Lee Majors associated with the map. On to the next site!

  2. My favorite was an elaborate setup on the back patio of a house. There was a table and chair, some items on the table, and a strange glass cone hanging over the chair. I volunteered to sit down, and we lowered what certainly seemed to be the Cone of Silence (from Get Smart) down over my head. Nothing happened... but then I noticed a phone number posted on the inside of the cone!

    There was a man's black leather dress shoe on the table... hmm... let's turn it over. Yep! It's a shoe phone! The designers had somehow placed a cordless phone inside the shoe. I dialed the phone number, and received a recorded message telling us the clue for the next site: Who said, "I regret I have but one life to give for my country?"

    Naturally, it was Nathan Hale, a spy for the Americans during the Revolution. One of the visual clues associated with the map was a combination of a photo of a restaurant sign "NATHAN'S" and a letter code: "METAR/GR". This code had appeared in the clues we received a few weeks earlier. "METAR" is an hourly weather report code for pilots, and @quot;GR@quot; indicates a certain type of precipitation: HAIL. We had a match, so off the the next location!

  3. We found one site that completely confounded us. It took us a 10 minutes to actually locate the details of the site, which turned out to be several origami birds hanging in a tree. We had no clue! We decided we needed to use an unofficial "lifeline"... Corey phoned his girlfriend who just happened to be in Canada on vacation! She hopped on the internet and did a search for us, but unfortunately, didn't find anything (we later found out it was from the movie Balistic starring Antonio Bandaras and Lucy Liu-- it seems that Lucy's character was always makign origami birds, and even created a mobile).

The evening ended at the final destination-- The Emerald Room. This banquet-facility-for-hire was the location of the post-hunt brunch. We ate from a decent buffet, and listened while each site was discussed and the final standings were announced. I didn't get home until after 1:00am, but I sure hope to do it again next year.

 

Right vs. Left

George likes to watch live tennis matches, and attends the Franklin Templeton Tennis Classic every year at the Scottsdale Princess Resort. He has observed that often when one player scores an ace while serving, the opponent does not even make an attempt to leap out at the ball, but rather stands there looking stunned. Why is this? Well, George has a theory that it is a result of the strategy required to successfully return a 120mph serve.

George theorizes that a player waiting for first serve must guess in his mind which way he will have to go to get the serve, and commit to move either left or right before the ball is hit. If they guess correctly, their weight is already moving in the direction they need to go to get to the serve, and they might return it. If they guessed wrong, there's no way they can reverse direction and jump the other way, so they just stand there and look stupid.

I noted that this is similar to baseball players trying to hit a 100mph fastball-- in order to get around on it, they have to start swinging about the time the ball leaves the hand of the pitcher. If it is not a fastball, they nearly fall over trying to adjust their swing to the slower pitch, looking quite foolish.

 




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