Watch Out for that Piano
One of George's old friends had a novel idea for revolutionizing warfare on the battlefield: instead of dropping bombs and mortars on enemy troops, drop pianos! Here's his reasoning:
If you are just dropping bombs, the troops can't really see 'em coming. They just keep doin' their job, and hope one doesn't fall on them.
On the other hand, if you drop a piano and it hits anywhere near someone, it'll make a terrible sound when it strikes the ground. Once the enemy sees one or two come down, they'll be constantly scanning the skies, assuming they just might be able to get out of the way of one if they see it coming!
As a follow-up to this theory, George's friend would remark upon seeing a piano whose better days had come and gone: "There's a weapons-grade piano!"
Lucifer's Hammer
So George has finally finished Niven and Pournelle's novel of Comet-induced Armageddon: Lucifer's Hammer (we originally discussed the book and the fact that George had started reading it on November 15th of last year).
when I asked George how the book was, he said: "Terrible! I threw it away!" He had me going for a minute, until he explained that the physical condition of the book was terrible-- all the pages were falling out. As for the story, he really liked it.
George pointed out that he found it really odd two fairly right-wing science fiction authors would write a book during the height of the cold war whose "good" characters band together into a socialistic society.
I think he should send an e-mail to Jerry Pournelle's web page and ask him! George and I are both subscribers to Chaos Manor Musings, after all.
Show and Tell: RPR
George brought another cool gadget (or is it three dull gadgets?) to lunch this week. It is the Radio Program Recorder! (We discussed it at the February 28th lunch).
It looks just like the picture on the website (and shown above). George mostly uses it to record the Clark Howard show-- a program which is broadcast when George is not in his car. The RPR lets him record Clark Howard and listen to him on the way to and from work.
Never Forget a Good Friend
It has been over six months since two commercial aircraft flown by terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center Towers. I would like to talk about a friend of mine who perished that day, having already arrived at his office on the 97th floor of Tower 1.
I had the great pleasure of knowing and working with Shashikiran L. Kadaba, or Shashi, for almost my entire tenure at American Express. Shashi actually worked for Wipro, Inc., a software development firm which provided Amex with an off-shore development team in Bangalore, India. Shashi acted as both an on-site developer and a coordinator of the offsite people wortking on our team.
Now that he is gone from the Earth, I wish so that I had gotten to know him even better. But here is what I would say about Shashi to someone who did not know him:
Shashi was very kind and considerate.
He loved to play cricket-- whenever he got the chance to visit Los Angeles where many of his friends from India live, they always found time for a game of cricket!
He could always beat me at table tennis.
His smile was infectious.
Once the wait for his driver's license was over, he purchased his prize auto-- a red Mitsubishi Eclipse.
He enjoyed living in America, and left working at American Express rather than return to India (Amex forced the issue by severely reducing the number of on-site contractors).
At the time of the tragic attack, he was living in New York with his roommate Bharat, and his fiance had recently moved to New York to be near him.
Shashi and I had not exchanged e-mails since July, but I always assumed we'd cross paths again. It saddens me so that it will now not happen in this lifetime. My loss is nothing compared to that of the many people who loved and were loved by him, of course. I can only say that my life was richer for knowing him, and I will never forget him.
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